On your to-do list this week:
Go to your nearest bookstore and buy this:
Same Kind of Different as Me
However, this is not a good "airplane read". This is a hide-in-your-room-read. You will need to put the book down and weep. Trust me. Buy it, and hide it, peeps.
You'll be a better person because of it.
p.s. If you hypothetically were to be a follower of The Bachelor, and I'm not saying I am, then you may find this blog entertaining you every Tuesday morning. At least that's what a friend of mine says, I mean. It's funny enough that you might even read it aloud to your husband who isn't watching the show from behind his laptop every Monday night.