Well, my blogees, welcome back. If you're reading this, you came back to me. You took a week of vacation and now are anxiously awaiting my amazingly written post full of life-changing content.
Well, here it is: I saw a pair of pants last week that caused my immediate reaction to be wide-eyed and lips pursed and I had a thought I've never had before. At first I was ashamed but truly, if you persist in reading my blog, you need to know what you're getting into.
Upon seeing the lime green, very thin stretch pants, clearly in a size too small, WITH POCKETS AND SEAMS DRAWN ON WITH BLACK MARKER, I thought: Why would Jesus not be back already? Isn't this the fashion equivalent to Sodom and Gomorrah? Is God not so utterly disappointed in our culture that He has chosen now as the time?
And that, my friends, is all you're getting today. Not even a cute pic of Eliot to justify your stop here.