Boy 1: Mrs. Mohr, did you know that **** and I are good friends?
Me: Yes, I know! How nice!
Boy 2: Yeah, we've been friends ever since 1st grade!
boy 1: I have 4 cats at home!
Boy 2: I do, too! And 2 dogs!
Boy 3: I have a polar bear at home.
Boy 1: A polar bear? You can't have one!
Boy 3: Yes I can! It's a baby one.
Boy 1: You still can't have one. It's against the law.
Boy 3: It's a newborn baby, duh!
Boy 1: I don't believe you.
Boy 3: Then I don't believe you have any cats.
Amazing. Simply amazing.