(Preface: In all of the back-to-school activities around here, I've met a few parents. I've heard about them and their kiddos all year from Russ who walks E to school but never met a lot them.)
New Friend: Oh wait, you're Eliot's mom??
NF: So, hold on,...he's adopted?
Me: Yeah, he's from Guatemala.
NF: Oh wow, this whole time I thought Russ had an exotic wife.
Poor Russ, 12 years with me when he could have been with a latin lover. Sorry Dear.