Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Subbing Story 6

Still second grade:

Student 1: Mrs. Mohr, you need more tape.
Student 2: Mrs. Mohr doesn't need tape, she needs a drink! (and she wasn't infering water or soda...)

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Student 1: My pencil broke!
Teacher (not me!): Build a bridge and get over it!
Student 1: Now my heart broke!

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Student 1: Mrs. Mohr, what time is it in jail right now?

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Me to Student: Thanks for making me laugh today! You're one of the reasons my head didn't explode today!
Student: Yeah, I'm my mom's favorite, too.

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Student 1 to student 2: Nu-uh!
Student 2 to student 1: Yes-huh. Watch!
Student 2 to me: Mrs. Mohr, can't turtles lift cars?!

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and a future second-grader:


4 comments:

Brian Di said...

great stories KT. Elliot looks amazing. Love climbing the slide? love the "drink" comment! :)

Brian Di said...

Hi KT:
We loved the photos of Elliot. He looks great!

The best line is the "Ms. Mohr needs a drink!"

gotta love youngins

ABCNDi

Brian Di said...

Hi KT:
We loved the photos of Elliot. He looks great!

The best line is the "Ms. Mohr needs a drink!"

gotta love youngins

ABCNDi

The Malones said...

I know that "build a bridge and get over it" sounds familiar! I bet I can guess the teacher that said that, si....