Still second grade:Student 1: Mrs. Mohr, you need more tape.
Student 2: Mrs. Mohr doesn't need tape, she needs a
drink! (and she wasn't infering water or soda...)
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Student 1: My pencil broke!
Teacher (not me!): Build a bridge and get over it!
Student 1: Now my heart broke!
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Student 1: Mrs. Mohr, what time is it in jail right now?
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Me to Student: Thanks for making me laugh today! You're one of the reasons my head didn't explode today!
Student: Yeah, I'm my mom's favorite, too.
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Student 1 to student 2: Nu-uh!
Student 2 to student 1: Yes-huh. Watch!
Student 2 to me: Mrs. Mohr, can't turtles lift cars?!
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and a future second-grader:
